I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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