Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
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