We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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