Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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