In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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