her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
COCAINE IS GR8
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