if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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