Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I would ride that face into the sunset
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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