they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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