I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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