I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
All the doctor said was why
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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