Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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