I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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