I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Pooping to opera.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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