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(312): View more from Illinois

she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?

(1-312): View more from Illinois

not while she was awake

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(720): View more from Colorado

Ketchup is God's man juice

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments

(320): View more from Minnesota

You know how I know you're gay?

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(404): View more from Georgia

dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere

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(609): View more from New Jersey

The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making

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(678): View more from Georgia

Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?

(404): View more from Georgia

Things like this can't be explained over text man

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(408): View more from California

My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine

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(813): View more from Florida

See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......

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(917): View more from New York City

I can see. My condolences to your vagina.

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