therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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