We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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