Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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