he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
How's work?
Spinning.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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