i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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