then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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