Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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