Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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