he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I love you. Go after that dick
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Randomize
