Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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