dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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