i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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