He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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