So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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