I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
40s are totally the cure
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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