Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
is it fun? or sober?
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