what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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