Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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