If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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