If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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