i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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