I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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