A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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