I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
40s are totally the cure
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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