16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Randomize