Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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