Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
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