Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He had one of those small greek statue penises
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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