Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
