the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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