Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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