"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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