But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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