I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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