how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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