Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Randomize
