i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I love having hate sex.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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